What do we think about the movie that pairs Russell Wong and Jet Li for the first time since Romeo Must Die 2: 2 Romeo 2 Must Die? Well, it all came down to this:
Pilot: I’d tell you to buckle up, but I was too cheap to buy seat belts!
Rick: ha ha ha why am I laughing?
Al leans over to Kyle
Al: What kind of person comes to watch these movies?
John Hannah’s character is shown with vomit on his face. The woman in the row in front of me starts laughing hysterically and clapping.
But at least now, we can look forward to Mummy 4: Walt Disney’s Cryogenically Frozen Body.