Audience members shot in an acoustic performance of MIA’s Paper Planes

LOS ANGELES – 10 people were injured during MIA’s acoustic performance of the hit single “Paper Planes.” The song involves gun fire from a 9mm pistol and a ringing cash register. 9 members of the audience were injured by pistol rounds reflecting off the ceiling. One member of the band jammed his thumb shutting the cash register’s tray.

In other news, STOP TELLING ME I CAN’T EAT PEANUT BUTTER. I LIKE TO EAT PEANUT BUTTER.

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One thought on “Audience members shot in an acoustic performance of MIA’s Paper Planes

  1. Michael Lynch says:

    My heart goes out to all those who have lost corneas to the paper planes that MIA irresponsibly constructs and throws while on stage.

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