A letter to the seedless green grape

Seedless green grape,

I think you’re great. I know that at your best, you’re cheaper than seedless red grapes and just as sweet. Sometimes, you’re sweeter! I like that often, you are also plumper than seedless red grapes, which I think get away with being deformed more than they should.

Seedless green grape, it makes me sad that people often think that you’re not sweet because you’ve on occasion been not-too-sweet. I bet it’s also partly because you’re green so people associate you with being sour. I wish more people would give you a chance (without raising demand and thus raising your market price).

In conclusion, I know you’re out there fighting the good fight, and I appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Al

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