Are you sick of eating greasy food? Are you done with going to restaurants that pollute the environment?
Fact: Global warming’s main causes are cooking smoke from greasy restaurants and human flatulence that result from eating greasy meals from said restaurants.
The picture above is of an ACTUAL RESTAURANT*.
*No it’s not.
Well do I have a solution for you:
AL’S LIGHT MEALS
Rather than conventional cooking techniques that kill puppies, Al’s Light Meal restaurants cook your food in photocopiers:
“But how can this possibly work?” you may ask. The answer is simple: science!
Photons from the photocopier collide with the raw food molecules, cooking them.
The result: a delicious, quick, healthy meal!
- No preservatives!
- No trans fats!
So next time you want a meal, come to Al’s for a LIGHT MEAL!