Al’s Light Meals

Are you sick of eating greasy food? Are you done with going to restaurants that pollute the environment?

Fact: Global warming’s main causes are cooking smoke from greasy restaurants and human flatulence that result from eating greasy meals from said restaurants.

smokestack

The picture above is of an ACTUAL RESTAURANT*.

*No it’s not.

Well do I have a solution for you:

AL’S LIGHT MEALS

Rather than conventional cooking techniques that kill puppies, Al’s Light Meal restaurants cook your food in photocopiers:

photocopier

“But how can this possibly work?” you may ask. The answer is simple: science!

Photons from the photocopier collide with the raw food molecules, cooking them.

photon

The result: a delicious, quick, healthy meal!

  • No preservatives!
  • No trans fats!

So next time you want a meal, come to Al’s for a LIGHT MEAL!

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