Many of you who read my blog may have been out of academia long enough that you don’t remember what homework was like. I’m here to describe it to you, based on my current experiences retaking General Chemistry.
- You log onto your class’s website to receive instructions about going to another site.
- You create an account on the other site with a completely different set of credentials, and you give them your credit card number so they can do whatever they want with it.
- The site tries to upsell you on the eBook. The eBook is the same as the textbook that you spent up to $150, but it’s more… uh… electronic.
- You spend a bunch of time learning a crazy language for talking to computers via plaintext <input> fields. For example, H2O is written as “H_2_O.” Superscripts, like in OH+, are written as “OH^+^.” It’s like a cat smiling at you!
- If you get a set of problems right, the site tries to encourage you:
But it does so sometimes in an awkward way like it didn’t expect you to succeed:
And sometimes it just says crazy ass shit: