Here’s another wonderful tumblr post that made its way onto pinterest:
Quoth the raven:
Balance pH, keep skin clear and glowing, kick start the digestive system, lose weight, control the coffee habit
The following are the sources cited:
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The following are 5 equally valid, equally scientifically supported reasons to drink lemon water:
- Keeps bears away. They smell the citrus in your pheromones from miles away.
- Provides electrolytes to your distilled water!
- Reduces flatulence. Lemon mixes with methane to produce sunshine and daisy smells.
- Detoxes your body by secreting enzymes that absorb impurities in your blood!
- Tones your muscles without bulking you up!
What I really mean: Drink all the lemon water you want as it’s probably fine, but don’t be under the illusion that it any way balances any pH, keeps your skin clear, affects your digestive system, helps you lose weight, or controls your coffee habit.