Any time I hear someone refer to the element bromine as “Br,” I really want them to follow it with “thur!”
From the genius that brought you Al’s Light Meals (you remember, the sandwiches cooked in photocopiers?) comes a new quantum leap in sandwich shops:
Bohr’s Head Sandwiches come with pretty mediocre meat, but they’re known for our signature ingredients:
Or, ask for your sandwich EXTRA BOHRING and we’ll not put any sauce on it at all. It’ll just be meat and bread.
Each sandwich comes with our Paschenfruit smoothie. It’s so good, you’d have to see it to believe (and you’d have to wear infrared goggles to see it)!
So next time you’re at a deli, demand Bohr’s Head Sandwiches!
(For those of you who completely don’t get the joke, uh… here)
Many of you who read my blog may have been out of academia long enough that you don’t remember what homework was like. I’m here to describe it to you, based on my current experiences retaking General Chemistry.
But it does so sometimes in an awkward way like it didn’t expect you to succeed:
And sometimes it just says crazy ass shit: